its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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