can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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