dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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