He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I am one with the molecules
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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