I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
