He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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