Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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