Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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