so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
It's just like the Real World with babies
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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