is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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