I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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