She is in my trunk
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
this just has baby written all over it
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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