Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I see more hoeing in ur future
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