No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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