dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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