He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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