Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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