Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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