8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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