Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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