I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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