I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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