That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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