Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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