Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
