love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Randomize
