i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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