FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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