im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I understand Curling. That high.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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