i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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