The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You're like the curious george of whores
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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