No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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