I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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