I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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