Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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