We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
This is my gift to your gina
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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