but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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