Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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