Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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