We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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