Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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