Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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