Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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