talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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