So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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