Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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