I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I lost the right to judge tonight
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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