You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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