3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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