She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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